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A MAN in the "Anaboliset Aineet" US has posted a personal "Anabolika Definition" ad on a

classified advertisements website looking for love. The "professional gentleman" from Antelope Valley in California says he's looking for a "worthy and deserving girl" before revealing his epic list of dating requirements. Women who respond to the ad can expect to be 'tested', he says. If you contact me it will be assumed you have read, understood and agree with everything on this page. If you disagree or don't like anything please don't contact me. On the other hand, "If you SNOOZE, you lose .") NOTE: I WILL TEST YOU early in Comprar Levitra the first communications/interactions between us "Oxandrolone Powder India" to know if you are real, honest, motivated, serious, etc. Please take this as a fair and friendly prior warning.

ME = A very nice, mature, "gentleman." with a higher college degree and education. I have my own house (not apartment), car, income, etc. I am of Middle Eastern descent (Iranian/Persian). A professional man with a GOOD BACKGROUND. Better than 99% of what you will find, GUARANTEE 1.

YOU = Good girl for friendship and romance. You would be treated very well and nobody will treat you better (GUARANTEE 2). HOWEVER IN ORDER FOR THIS TO HAPPEN . YOU HAVE TO BE . "Worthy," "Deserving" and "Reciprocate."

Aside from his "questionable" use of quotation marks, this dude sounds like a real "catch".

IF you provide me with ALL 6 items requested, I will respond back to you within 24 hrs. I will check and ask if you first read, understood and agree to everything on this page including the FAQs/Comments and subsequently request your cell to text you my photo and to become more acquainted at the same time. Afterwards, we will talk on the phone too and setup a day/time to meet.

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Romeo then lectures potential partners as he describes his imagined future Testosterone Enanthate Cycle Length wife:

Note 1 I am open to girls from different ethnicities, sizes, races and ages 18 27. If you are older than 27 please include information about your EDUCATION and WORK/JOB BACKGROUND in addition to the 6 items requested above. Regardless of the age you tell me, don't be surprised if I ask to see your ID or Birth Certificate to verify).

checklist exceeded expectationsNote 2 If you are currently pregnant or have children, it won't work out. DO NOT contact me.

You might be convinced that this is the man for your pregnant ass, but you are dead wrong. Walk away, bumpy. This treasure chest only has "respect" for childless women.

Which brings us to Note 3 wherein you will learn that all of your dating problems have to do with you, shrieking harpy rant generator!

Note 3 Remember something ladies, especially THOSE OF YOU who "Complain" about "Men." The problem is NOT "Men." The problem is YOUR "Pick," "Selection" and "Taste" in men. Do you see the difference? Choose "Better" men and you will have "Better" experiences with men. GET IT? I tell all ladies the same thing. Either you appreciate, value and can recognise a "good" man (gentleman) or you don't. If you do, you benefit (win). If you don't, you lose. The smart ones do and the dumb ones don't. WHICH ONE ARE YOU??

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And then he provides an epic 28 question FAQ. I wanted to list the whole 28 but I've already exceeded my column space, so here's the highlights reel.

5) Question: We are in different counties, towns or cities. Is that OK?

Answer: Yes. As long as we are both in "southern" CA. it's not a major problem UNLESS you are unwilling or unable to "drive" OR use public transportation including the bus or train. I will drive to you but you must also be able or willing to travel to me and to some equal extent. I may ask you to drive or travel to me on the first meeting to "test" if you are serious. The focus and priority is on the "person" not their distance. If you allow "distance" to distract your attention from the main focus (the two people) or use "distance" as your excuse then DO NOT contact me because you have your priorities and focus out of line. Check the map if you are unfamiliar.

6) Question ("Comment"): I don't want to do any travelling. I want to find someone close to me or in the same city.

Answer: And I wish we lived in a "perfect" world and everything was across the street from my house or within walking distance so none of us would need cars, trains or aeroplanes. Unfortunately, we don't live in a perfect or ideal world. This world is full of "challenges" for everyone. Relationships (especially "successful" ones) require enormous time, energy and effort from both man and woman. Relationships are like a full time "JOB." It's NOT "EASY." If you are not able or willing to commit to the challenges of the "job" then you are not ready for the "job." It's that simple. If everyone could find someone close to them or across the street, then none of us would need to be looking online for someone. Right? Get it?).

8) Question: I'm a lesbian. I do not date men. Are you cool with meeting someone that wants to be "just friends"?

Answer: See answer 7 above. I am NOT looking for "just friends." You are in the wrong section. This is the romance section called "Men Seeking Women." You should be looking under "STRICTLY PLATONIC."

9) Question: I'm only 18 or 20. Don't you think you are too old for me?

Answer: DEPENDS on your level of "MATURITY," mental growth, intelligence and overall cognitive understanding. If you are MATURE for your age it shouldn't be a problem unless you are still playing with Barbie dolls, teddy bears, video games, etc. I'm in my 30s (Between 30 39). I won't tell you my exact age until we meet so don't ask beforehand. Generally speaking the MAN should be OLDER than the woman because females mature or age faster than males (both physically and mentally). This is a scientific fact. For example, females reach puberty on average at age 9 or 10. Males don't reach puberty until 14 or 15 on average. Another reason why bigger or older age gaps work better Winstrol W Tabletkach Cykl is because older men have "4-chlorodehydromethyltestosterone Ireland" more resources, maturity, education, life experiences, etc., to provide, treat or care for a woman properly. Generally, men under age 40 are still considered "young" while women under 30 are considered "young." Age has a different meaning and consequence for men and women.